wedding dresses under 100


Please take your calculator, follow me as i make them easy for you and your about to be spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to 50k.

-A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 -

-Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown:N3500

-White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

-Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

-Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500
-Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one)

-12 inches of Semi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150

-Bride Accessories (Old ones)
-Hairdresser charges: N1700
-Groom Haircut: N300

-Best Man- Freestyle with old suit Abeg!

-Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 need wasting money on that

-Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own)

-Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Bridal train makeup DIY:N0 need!

-Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300
-Just hire your car from relative or friend

-Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500
-Fuel 3000
-Wedding Venue (Church hall)

-Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 need to spend on that

-Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0 need to spend

-Reception Venue (Any Open field)
-Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

-Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): --Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably)

-London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-N2000

-Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500
-Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300

-Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100

-Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350

-A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to the open field) N1500

-Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000

-Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500

One packet of cabin for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500

Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared -jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500

Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500

Balance: N50

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